Time For a Shower

For the last few days I have been wearing the worlds most awful shirt non-stop. I do everything in it. I sleep in it, I eat in it, I shower in it. This last thing has become a small issue.

Me in my former naked showering days.

I will walk you through it. First I take my clothes off. This is not as simple as once it was as I almost always get halfway into removing my shirt before remembering. Then the shower goes on. The I get into the shower.

It is a bit weird feeling my shirt get wetter and heavier and longer, but it is bearable. I also have to be careful not to get it too soapy when I am washing my hair, not sure why, but in my head this seems important.

Next it is drying time. This usually take about five minutes and one towel. No longer does this suffice. I now  need to plan my showers very carefully. It takes about an hour and four or five towels. The first thing to do is to thread a towel between the front of my body and the inside of the from of the shirt, then do the same for the back. This stops my body getting damp and developing sores (I assume, again not a huge amount of justification goes into this. It just seems logical). I then proceed to dry off the rest of my body. Then wait. Continue to wait. Wait for ages. And PING, I'm done.

I use to love showering. I hate showering.