Day of Mann 2011

Most of you know, that I am in the process of not removing a shirt (I'm almost certain that this is far too static to be considered a process). Why are you doing this to yourself Owen? Three beers is not enough! I am doing it for the greater good. A higher power. A drunken lads day out.

That's right, I am doing this in preparation for Day of Mann 2011 (29th April 2011). What is this fantastic event? I hear you implore through cyber-space.

As with all facets of life this is best explained through the art of list.

What you will need for Day of Mann 2011 (29th April 2011):

• Testicles
• Facial hair - Bonus points for full beards, handle-bar 'tashes etc (points system to be explained)
• Man hair (optional, but major Mann-points) - Mohawk (not Mohican as this refers to the tribe and not the hair style, you cretin) 
• Day of Mann custom tee 
• Day of Mann nick-name (given to you by the collective members of Day of Mann)
• Beer
• Ticket to MODA (evening event)

Got all that? 

I will now explain the the points system, well I will explain why there is a points system (the actual system is far too fractured to actually mean anything). At the end of 24hours we will decide as a group who was the most manly and who was the least. The manliest Mann wins a Mann trophy, whereas the least manly Mann will be presented with a lovely pair of lacy panties. Obviously we all want to avoid the panties, so we will be keeping (very rough) score of who has done which manly deeds.

That is all you are getting for now (I have to make this stretch out until I can think of more shirt related blogs). Tomorrow we will be looking at games and banned words for Day of Mann 2011 (29th April 2011).

Bet you can't wait.