More Day of Mann

We will start off this blog by quickly disappointing one Ray-Kay of Edinburgh. The Mann trophy is nothing special, it will simply be a small trophy, in the shape of a cup (not a tea cup!) with the words Mann of the year 2011 scrawled on it in marker pen... Sorry Ray-Kay

We have a list of banned words that, if used, will result in a forfeit (probably more drink, we're not too imaginative). Here are just some of the words:

• Love
• Tender
• Charity
• Community (this is my favourite)
• Low fat (I know this it two words, but we can always hyphenate)
• Cuddle
• Friend
• Please 
• Thank you
• Tidy
• Allergies
• Girlfriend
• Non-Alcoholic 
• Diet
• Skimmed
• Excuse me
• Women/Woman (they must be instead referred to as birds) 
• And many, many more...

If you have any you think we should add, just write and let me know. 

As I am short on time (and enthusiasm) we'll just include one game today.

Would you like a drink?

Once we are well and truly drunk, we shall hit (visit) a club in the evening. While at said club, the group (as a whole. This is a team effort) will pick a girl for each person to offer a drink to. This sounds simple enough... But wait! There is more:

• If you get turned down you lose Mann points
• If you get a smack you gain Mann points
• If she buys you a drink you gain Mann points
• If it has been decided that she is pug-ugly and she tries to continue talking to you, you loose Mann points
• If you get a snog within 2mins you get (some serious) Mann points
• If her boyfriend gets angry, Mann points
• If she walk off without saying a word you loose a whole load of Mann points
• Maximum points for a drink in the face (timing is everything!)

Well that is your lot for today. Anything you would like to know about Day of Mann 2011 (29th April 2011), just ask.