One Week

It has now been one week since I started wearing this God-awful t-shirt and to be frank, I think I could continue to wear it indefinitely. It doesn't smell, thanks to having to wear it in the shower, and it is not the only obstacle at my disposal when it comes to putting off women. I am also sporting a rather lovely beard, which usually limits the wearer to no more than one serving of lady-cake and even then the sort of women that like beards are bound to have something wrong with them.

I do have a new problem, if you can call it a problem. You can. I have to wear something over the top of this Top-Man monstrosity. That means shirts as tee on tee action should be restricted (at all times) to pay-per view web sites. Fortunately I have a lot of shirts that are suitable, but I am concerned that this look will begin to loose its gloss.

Other ideas

• A cape?
• Reverse cape (to be worn on the front of ones person)
• Those sleeve things that Emo's and Goths wear

• A ruff

I really cannot think of very much else. If anyone has any fashion suggestion, please, please, please let me know!