Owen's Studious Student Diet - The Dissertation Delight

I get thousands of  e-mail, letters and pigeons each week asking: "Owen, how do you stay so trim?", well I feel it's time to share that secret. So here it is.

6am: Wake up to house mates alarm (he will get up 30 mins later after the alarm has sounded on at least four different occasions)  

6.15am: Bowl of four wheat bisks (76p from Morrison's for 36 bisks! I know who's winning) with milk.Sit around until about 8.30am
            

8.30am: Sit in the library. Procrastinate.

1.30pm: Share (equally) 3 cupcakes from a vintage fair with a German. Return to library.

6pm: Leave library forget/feel to lethargic to do a food shop.

6.15pm: Have some rice from a packet (nothing else in the house). Spice it up by putting some bread under it,  yum.
          
        

6.45pm: Sit. For ages.

8.30pm: Still hungry? Pub.

 12am: Bed.

I hope it works out for you, don't forget that you need to get fish and chips at least once a week.

Good luck, please send in photos and story's of your successes.