I am going to try and help those unlucky souls in television who have to guess what to put on when and what the television show should be about. So I have written this letter, but I don't know who to send it to.
Dear sir/madam,
I am a 21 year old male, I'm white, a full time student and I watch television. I would like to see more shows with the following content (around 6-9pm, I don't like to stay up to late. I don't mind what channel):
- I would like a Hollyoaks style television show with more sex and violence, no character should be on the television show for more than 20mins (this will help keep it fresh).
- I really like that 'How to make the most of your sky box' television show on the 'How to make the most of your sky box' channel. I would like to see the concept expanded.
- Could there be a phone in television show to help you with crosswords?
- I would like a television show where no matter what is happening every scene ends with a murder, a make out or, preferably, both.
- I would like a travel television show shot in the style of 'The Blair Witch Project'.
- I like the television shows where someone has, like a well monged out face or is like really fat or has an extra knee or something. But what I don't like is that these television shows take like, an hour. Can we just make it so you get two minutes on each freak and then you move on?
- Sports, people like that. Maybe you could make a television show about that?
- I was talking to this guy on my course, he is so funny, and he said that people like panel shows. I thought that might be an idea you could use.
- Nature television shows are good, but some of the animals don't move enough. I think I can solve this problem and make an educational show interesting. If like a rhino is sleeping the audience can vote for how a member of the crew is going to wake it. This way we can see the rhino like wake up and stuff AND see how it reacts to stimulus.
- My two favourite television shows are Porridge and MTV's Cribs, could you do something like that?
Owen Johnston
excellent, again I "lolled" in the middle of a serious work session. good effort sir!
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