Want to bring it into the 21st century?
Why not bring it into the 31st Century?!
That's right, you can turn your home into a futuristic paradise simply by printing off the attached dial (below) and attaching its likeness, using sticky backed plastic, to any item of furniture, household appliance or area of the house. So say goodbye to your dystopian dustbin, say goodbye to that Orwellian aga and say goodbye to Aldous Huxley-esq hammer. The future is here... Today!
